In the spirit of common sense seeming to be a thing of the past, I offer today’s strip based on this article.
On a side note, today marks 200 strips! Woo Hoo! While the site is currently offering the last 100, earlier strips are available as comic books from ComixPress.com. I’ll put more permanent links on this site, but if you’re anxious to pick up the early stuff, you can find ‘em here.